BIYMs Say The Darndest Things
“This stuff is amazing. It just grows out of the ground, and its food.”
“Your son just threw a temper tantrum because I wouldn’t let him play with the lamp plug.”
“Why couldn’t he have had your personality, and just sat quietly on a square mat until high school.”
“My back is killing me, because I’ve been servicing your son all day.”
Funny stuff. I knew I liked BIYM
she’s very clever that lady of yours…
These are my favorites that have come out my husband’s mouth:
“Oh, SpongeBob is a SEA sponge. That makes a lot more sense.”
“Hey, I think I figured out Maisy Mouse…the man’s voice is the narrator.”
Ha ha! I want to see more entries like this. That wife of yours cracks me up.
He He He….they say the dardest things.
My favourite is . “I just figured out why it’s called skinny….cause skinny people have just skin….you know…theres no fat….just skin”
Got your blog from metro dad….look forward to the next post
BDDD thinks the TV show Friends just came on the air. He loves watching it and I am still trying to convince him he is watching re-runs. His response: “So, that would explain why it is on so many channels all through the day”. That’s my boy!
Being a Mom makes you say strange things like “We do not put roast beef on the bookshelf in this house” or “Do not put the phonics bus in the fireplace!”