07 September 2006 ~ 9 Comments

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And Now For Your Extended BIYForecast:
Expect An Autumn Wind To Blow Across The Frozen Tundra For The Next 17-21 Weeks

Shh. Listen. Can you hear it? Be still. Do you feel it? Close your eyes. Open your arms. Embrace the feeling. Oh, how it begins to blow. So swiftly. So strongly. So determined. It is pure. It is perfect.

BOO-YA! It is football time once again my fellow baby’s daddies! Thank. Christ.

I know there are several freaks of humanity out there that still care about baseball. Hell, some of you actually enjoy it! Seroiusly. Dudes. C’MON! Is that really what you want on your SportsCenter every night. I don’t even need to say it. George… they’re all yours.

Hello Amstel Light. Hello Cheetos. Hello Mr. Wingo, Salisbury, Boomer. Hello John, Al, Troy, JB. So good see you all again. I’m ready. Let us begin…

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9 Responses to “And Now For Your Extended BIYForecast:
Expect An Autumn Wind To Blow Across The Frozen Tundra For The Next 17-21 Weeks”

  1. Scott D 7 September 2006 at 5:11 pm Permalink

    Our fantasy football club is having a giant party tonight… I can smell the hot-wings and beer already…

  2. CroutonBoy 8 September 2006 at 12:44 pm Permalink

    Nothing like starting off the season with a strong performance from the Steeler defense, eh?

    Look for me in the stands at the Giants-Colts game on Sunday!

  3. Maiacal 8 September 2006 at 1:16 pm Permalink

    OMG, I’m soooooo READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!

  4. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah 8 September 2006 at 2:14 pm Permalink

    Woo-hoo! Bring on the beer and chicken wings. I am ready.

    (Go Bucs!)

  5. Petey 9 September 2006 at 8:43 pm Permalink

    You just lost me. You know – for 17 to 21 weeks.

  6. Bill Beck 10 September 2006 at 1:54 pm Permalink

    Yesterday was one of my favorite days of the year!! It is a tradition around our household that on the first full day of football season, I get to watch it all day morning to midnight. No interuptions. No taking out the trash. No cleaning the kitchen. Just football. This year the baby came along for the ride.

  7. Jonathon 19 September 2006 at 11:57 pm Permalink

    Hell yes. Just.Hell.Yes.

  8. Jill 25 September 2006 at 10:06 pm Permalink

    My husband is there with you…. On behalf of all your wives, may this season go by quickly. We all hate it :)

  9. Jon 26 September 2006 at 10:08 am Permalink

    Seriously…football and hockey season have made this easily my favorite time of year!

    - Jon
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