@BIYFather Tweets Of The Week
- Seriously? What self-respecting Christmas popcorn manufacturer doesn't put a freggin divider in the triple corn can? C'mon man! #fb #
- Albert is mining for Silver & Booger Nuggets w/ a Yukon Cornelius-like enthusiasm. Just waiting 4 him to lick a finger & yell "Peppermint!" #
- Santa seriously needs to finish up his dinner break before time runs out on Dada's "can handle being at the mall clock." C'mon fatty. #fb #
- One of the moms in line just asked Albert if he's been good this year. Albert's response: "No. Well… goodish, badish." #fb #

