Archive | Parenthood

25 May 2005 ~ 2 Comments

Giving The Devil Her Dues For My Little Angel

The other night I was standing in line at Damn-Them-To-The-Poorhouse-R-Us with my forklift of formula (we buy it by the pallet), when I glanced over to another checkout line. I saw a young feller there with his very pregnant wife, obviously first time parents, buying a pile of baby clothes. He looked towards [...]

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30 April 2005 ~ 1 Comment

Sometimes You Feel Like A Dad, Sometimes You Don’t

I met an old friend for lunch the other day, who I hadn’t spoken with in quite some time. I was excited to learn that he and his wife had given birth to a baby girl just a week before Albert was born. Needless to say, with children born days apart, we had [...]

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25 April 2005 ~ 4 Comments

Wokka Wokka Wokka

In addition to rain showers, the month of April brings us that much needed light at the end of the sports tunnel, reassuring us that our suffering through the hot, hazy days of summer with nothing but baseball and NASCAR, will be rewarded in a few short months time with mini-camps and pre-season. Ahhhh, [...]

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