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28 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Tweets Of The Week

"Fish are not like us, they don't have logic." Nicole Koenig, Guppy Wrangler #fb #
Fairly certain Albert's possessed by the devil. He's been laughing maniacally for nearly an hour. If his head starts spinning I'm out. #fb #
C'mon man… can't I please have at least 2-3 MORE nosebleeds today? I mean, I LOVE them SO [...]

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21 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Tweets Of The Week

Valentines Eve was… the love of my life, great sushi, and a good but overrated leftist propaganda laced mega blockbuster alien flick #fb #
Just landed in DC… Smells like politics. #fb #
The person who invented the low flow shower head should be drawn and quartered #fb #
Just saw CNN's Candy Crowley wandering around my hotel [...]

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14 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Tweets Of The Week

Thoroughly enjoying watching a heavy snowfall with Albert… Soundtrack by The Beatles. #fb http://twitpic.com/125eba #
Complimenting my son 18 thousand times will still not make up for your crappy service or get you a bigger tip lady #waitressfail #fb #

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07 February 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Tweets Of The Week

Rather enjoyed watching @krauthammer and Bill Kristol nuke Juan Williams with logical thought on @FoxNews Sunday… #
I'm not exactly sure how to feel about the #1 song on the day I was born… #fb ♫ http://blip.fm/~k7hl3 #
This morning I woke up, saw my shadow, and went back to bed… got 6 more minutes of sleep. [...]

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31 January 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Tweets Of The Week

Did Jim Nance actually just say that Indy's season was "as smooth and as sweet as custard"? #iwannapunchjimnanceintheface #fb #
Decided to rank the things I love most in life: 1) God 2) Family 3) Friends 4) Bacon. The order of the last two was REALLY hard. #fb #
It's the little [...]

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