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"Fish are not like us, they don't have logic." Nicole Koenig, Guppy Wrangler #fb #

Fairly certain Albert's possessed by the devil. He's been laughing maniacally for nearly an hour. If his head starts spinning I'm out. #fb #

C'mon man… can't I please have at least 2-3 MORE nosebleeds today? I mean, I LOVE them SO much and all. #imabloodymess #fb #

Are CNN's Rick Sanchez and Fox's Gregg Jarrett the same people? I'm having trouble telling the difference… #doucheydramaqueens #fb #

Watching the NASCAR race with Albert, who has just assigned each of the cars their respective Pixar Cars titles. Danica is Chick Hicks. #fb #

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Valentines Eve was… the love of my life, great sushi, and a good but overrated leftist propaganda laced mega blockbuster alien flick #fb #

Just landed in DC… Smells like politics. #fb #

The person who invented the low flow shower head should be drawn and quartered #fb #

Just saw CNN's Candy Crowley wandering around my hotel lobby looking very lost… although I suppose that's probably normal. #fb #

The snooze button is evil and must be defeated. #torturedevice #fb #

Not a fan of the podium or microphone, but I suppose I got through it. #publicspeakingnube #fb #

So I'll be on Fox News Strategy Room (online) today at 3pm-ET talking about The Liberty Ship #fb #

Have decided that the next time I have to take off my belt for the TSA, I'm going to do so Pootie Tang style. #sepatown #sadatay #fb #

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Thoroughly enjoying watching a heavy snowfall with Albert… Soundtrack by The Beatles. #fb http://twitpic.com/125eba #

Complimenting my son 18 thousand times will still not make up for your crappy service or get you a bigger tip lady #waitressfail #fb #

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Rather enjoyed watching @krauthammer and Bill Kristol nuke Juan Williams with logical thought on @FoxNews Sunday… #

I'm not exactly sure how to feel about the #1 song on the day I was born… #fb ♫ http://blip.fm/~k7hl3 #

This morning I woke up, saw my shadow, and went back to bed… got 6 more minutes of sleep. #fb #

Best "emo" reference evahhhh: "I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself" (h/t @andylevy) #fb #

And I quote, "You know Mama, if you eat poop, it will make your breath smell really, really, really bad." #fb #

Said nearly in tears, "Dada, when its Spring and the bees come back, will they sting me? Because I accidentally broke one of their flowers." #

Caught myself whistling a Megadeth song earlier today… I think Symphony of Destruction would work quite nicely as a Muzak tune! #fb #

Um… how did Albert just download a Halo 3 map on the Xbox? We don't even have Halo? #random #fb #

Watching and listening to Albert sing The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" will easily rank as one of my favorite memories of his childhood #fb #

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Did Jim Nance actually just say that Indy's season was "as smooth and as sweet as custard"? #iwannapunchjimnanceintheface #fb #

Decided to rank the things I love most in life: 1) God 2) Family 3) Friends 4) Bacon. The order of the last two was REALLY hard. #fb #

It's the little things that make me so proud to be his father… "Dada guess what?!?! I just made bubbles come out of my bottom!" #fb #

RT @sesamestreet: Cookie Monster: What it feel like when me eat Cookie? It like a party in me mouth and everyone invited >> agreeeeed #fb #

Bacon will help you reach enlightenment http://tinyurl.com/4jrlq7 (ht @JennyErikson) #fb #

You know what's awesome? That Apple employees working on the iPad very likely had to discuss work flow, and making it more comfortable #fb #

The boy's need to poop smack dab in the middle of EVERY SINGLE DINNER is really annoying, especially when we are out to eat. #fb #

Pee-wee's Big Adventure may be Albert's new favorite movie. What's the significance? I don't know! #

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